Elementary
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You're not supposed to be an "asset," you're supposed to be a scientist, an impartial seeker of truth! But you're not! You're a charlatan! And you've sent at least one innocent man to prison, Louis Bowman!
Sherlock
Joan: You know, we don't have to do this whole 'secret agent' thing. We could just, ah, talk like normal people.
Emil Kurtz: That's easy for you to say. You're not the one spying on Morland Holmes!
Sherlock: You're typically more expansive after your first hit of caffeine.
Joan: Yeah, well, you brought a bald cat to breakfast. I'm a little distracted.
I'm quite certain they were staging a fake murder when they fell victim to two real ones.
Sherlock
So, I walked all the way to the eastern edge of the property, and I did not find a thing. No dead bodies, no secret hideouts, no smoke monster. There's plenty of mud, though.
Joan
Which one? Our overgrown putt-putt golf course? Or our condemned warehouse full of asbestos?
Davis Potter [on his business properties]
I'll change the locks post-haste. Set a few traps.
Sherlock [on his father visiting the brownstone]
If I'm right, this is not the scene of a triple murder, it's the scene of a double murder and an assassination!
Joan
'My dad brokers in global misery' doesn't usually come up.
Sherlock
If anything happens to them, the next time you see me I won't be a cop.
Gregson [to Morland]
You forgot your drain hair!
Joan
Joan: She puts dates in her little love notes?
Sherlock: No, I do.
