The only color I and the other (white-nationalist) leaders care about is green.

Frick

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If you like Unicorn Utopia, you're going to love Pretty Princess Party.

Joan [to Sherlock]

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Well, that [bullet hole] wasn't made with a musket. Someone brought a modern gun to a historical battle.

Sherlock [to Gregson]

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Sherlock: Some see [the Battle of Harlem Heights] as the beginning of the end.
Gregson: We see it as the beginning on this side of the Pond.

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Joan: That sounds like a pyramid scheme to me.
Bodyguard: That's because it pretty much is one.

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Sherlock [to Dr. Hanson]: So that's the sum total of your professional advice: Just wait and hope for the best.

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Joan: What's that on your head?
Sherlock: It's a welder's mask from the 1930s.
Joan: OK. Why is it on your head?
Sherlock: Its filtered lenses offer better protection against glare than regular sunglasses.

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You're sober. There's no way you could have done that without trusting the people around you. Right now, when you're in pain and can't think straight, it's probably not the best time to change the formula.

Michael [to Sherlock]

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The fact that I'm upright can be credited to our French press.

Sherlock [to Joan]

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We missed a glaringly obvious deduction yesterday. I'm going to blame the Gabupentin. I'm not sure what your excuse is.

Sherlock [to Joan]

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Sherlock: There's got to be another way to treat my condition.
Dr. Hanson: There is.
Sherlock: Rest.
Dr. Hanson: I know it's a four-letter word to you,
Sherlock: It's a four-letter word to everyone.

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Sherlock: The Victorians knew how to build a sensory-deprivation tank.
Joan: They also used to box with kangaroos.
Sherlock: What's your point?

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