Elementary
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THere's a bush outside. I think you should go beat around it.
Sherlock [to Joan]
Sherlock: You can trust me.
Gregson: Prove it.
Sherlock: The Victorians knew how to build a sensory-deprivation tank.
Joan: They also used to box with kangaroos.
Sherlock: What's your point?
Joan: Oh, so you respect my privacy.
Sherlock: Unlike all the rest, I know where you were at the time of the murder.
Milt Reed: One of her patients' preferred sexual object was a shoe.
Joan: It wasn't me.
Joan: What are you, my therapist?
Lin: For the extent of this visit, yes. Would you like to lie down?
Lin: Too bad Dr. Reed isn't here. She could see you already have a kid [Sherlock]. Too soon?
Joan: Too soon.
You are the most complete person I've ever met.
Lin [to Joan]
I've been recording our whole conversation. And if you don't leave my home, it too will end with a murder. Just not mine.
Sherlock [to Mr. Clay]
Trust me, I get it. I wish I could put [Sherlock] in a box sometime.
Marcus [to Joan]
Joan: What's that on your head?
Sherlock: It's a welder's mask from the 1930s.
Joan: OK. Why is it on your head?
Sherlock: Its filtered lenses offer better protection against glare than regular sunglasses.
Sherlock [to Dr. Hanson]: So that's the sum total of your professional advice: Just wait and hope for the best.
