The killer's freeze ray was in the shop, so he used his lightning gun instead.

Gregson

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• Added: May 06, 2018

If the point is to test my cognitive skills, I'd much rather do so by solving a murder.
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Sherlock [to Joan]

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• Added: May 06, 2018

Lin: How are you holding up?
Joan: Honestly, I wish I felt more. I was so young when he left that I don't even really remember him.

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• Added: May 06, 2018

This man was not killed by God or Zeus or Indra or any other bolt-flinging deity.

Sherlock

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• Added: May 06, 2018

Hit in the pelvis by a billion volts of electricity. Ouch!

Gregson

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• Added: May 06, 2018

If you like Unicorn Utopia, you're going to love Pretty Princess Party.

Joan [to Sherlock]

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• Added: May 06, 2018

Imagine the indignity of being told my brain is normal.

Sherlock [to Joan]

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• Added: April 30, 2018

My personality hasn't changed.

Sherlock [to Joan]

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• Added: April 30, 2018

Drew Bishop: My sister has a lot of ex-boyfriends. Which one is missing?
Sherlock: Sammy Olivetti. Tall. Tattoos. Phallus to make a Clydesdale blush.

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• Added: April 30, 2018

Don't pretend you haven't seen her naked. Everyone has seen her naked. But I wouldn't lead with that if I introduce you to her.

Joan [to Marcus]

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• Added: April 30, 2018

My mother's ghost recently set a room on fire, so I've been doing most of my thinking elsewhere.

Sherlock [to Hawes]

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• Added: April 30, 2018

Hawes: Holmes? Anything I can help with?
Sherlock: Not yet. But if an autopsy is in the offing, I should know soon enough.

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• Added: April 30, 2018