Always great to get criminals back on the streets.

Bell

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• Added: February 26, 2016

There's a vast gulf between 'impossible' and 'impossible to imagine.'

Sherlock

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• Added: February 26, 2016

Sherlock: It's quite an audience today. If it wasn't for the lack of paparazzi, I'd assume that a reality TV star got vivisected.
Gregson: Three Chinese gangsters got shotgunned.
Sherlock: So, less fun.

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• Added: February 26, 2016

Joan: I'm sorry I accused you of arson.
Sherlock: Well, I was the obvious suspect.

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• Added: February 19, 2016

So, your alibi is that you were oiling your chainsaw.

Joan

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• Added: February 19, 2016

Griffin, you seem like an exemplary young man, so perhaps you'd like to explain to me why you have a drug lab in your backyard?

Sherlock

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• Added: February 19, 2016

Oh, if you say it's for the greater good, I am going to punch you!

Joan

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• Added: February 19, 2016

Joan: ...I forgot about the roosters...
Trent Garby: I did, too. Eventually. By moving out.

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• Added: February 19, 2016

Perhaps we should encourage our local muggers to increase their activity.

Sherlock [on annoying short-term renters next door]

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• Added: February 19, 2016

The man we saw shoot Ryan Dunning... was Ryan Dunning.

Sherlock

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• Added: February 12, 2016

You're finally making up for that childhood you never had... as a three-year-old girl.

Joan

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• Added: February 12, 2016

[about a violent biker gang] Well, they spared no expense embracing the cliches, haven't they?

Sherlock

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• Added: February 12, 2016