Elementary
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Are you cooking, or did we get stampeded by a class of second graders?
Joan
With him, there is always a cost. The toll always comes due.
Sherlock
Joan: Good luck explaining why you were locked in a closet with a bloody murder weapon.
Sherlock: No, it could be worse. Imagine how embarrassing this would be if it came out during your confirmation hearing!
So that rancid smell *isn't* impropriety?
Joan
I don't think he's entirely correct that the Department is essential to my support system. Our work certainly hasn't been a boon to my well-being of late. But there are other considerations. I believe it would make me happy.
Sherlock
Joan: Look. I think it's nice that he wants to help, but you know we can't go back to the Department. It's not possible.
Sherlock: Neither was war in the Falklands, but the old man tends to get what he wants.
In a nutshell, Agent Burke, they're perfecting the art of brainwashing.
Sherlock
Morland: You don't look well.
Sherlock: You look as spry as ever. My compliments to the virgins whose blood you bathe in.
Joan: You really don't get it.
Sherlock: Don't get what?
Joan: When it comes to what we do, the only thing that matters to me is our partnership.
Bloom left an impression on me last night, not to mention some gray matter.
Sherlock
Justice is like an orgasm. It can never come too late.
Sherlock
What's the hardest you've ever been hit?
Joan
