[To Mycroft] Don't touch any of the first editions.... Or Watson.

Sherlock

You’re special Sherlock, special people draw attention.

Handler

The world is full of obvious things that no one ever observes.

Sherlock

[To Mycroft] Sherlock may be insensitive and intrusive but with him I know exactly where I stand. He deserves better than you and so do I.

Joan

If you want to point a finger Sherlock, save one for yourself

Mycroft

Here was me thinking MI6 was an intelligence organization and here they sought help from you, a virtual cartoon character

Sherlock

I am British Intelligence

Mycroft

Paint it black.

Mycroft

Joan is remarkable in ways you cannot imagine.

Sherlock

[To Mycroft] Joan's a trained detective, you're a buffoon.

Sherlock

Mycroft meet the NSA, NSA this is Mycroft.

Sherlock

As you can see, my brother is a deductive genius

Mycroft

Elementary Quotes

Holmes: Why do you suppose you hate your job so much?
Watson: I don't hate my job.
Holmes: You have two alarm clocks. No one with two alarm clocks loves their job. Two alarm clocks mean it's a chore for you to get up in the morning.

Watson: How do you do it, guess things?
Sherlock: I observe and then I deduce.
Watson: How did you know I was a doctor, you said you could tell from my hands.
Sherlock: Hand, singular. It was soft no calluses.
Watson: How did you know my father had an affair?
Sherlock: Google. Not everything is deducible.