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Moriarty: You look a bit tired.
Sherlock: You look a bit evil.

Love is a game I've failed to understanding


Moriarty: Would you be surprised to learn you've been on my mind, Joan Watson?
Joan: Not really

Did you not learn anything from what happened to Detective Bell?


Are you asking me if I'm horny?


You speak idiot?


Sherlock: Monkey balls.
Watson: I beg your pardon?
Sherlock: One of the many folk names for the Osage orange.

Rare to come across such a literal case of someone shooting the messenger.


Chloe: You must really trust him.
Watson: I do.

Holmes, I don’t want a favor from you. I’d rather not see you around here.


Whether one believes I have occasionally broken the rules or not. You cannot evaluate the work that Watson and I do without considering the good that comes of it.


That’s the beauty of the internet. 24-7 hours access from everything to twerking kittens to criminal records.

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Elementary Quotes

Holmes: Why do you suppose you hate your job so much?
Watson: I don't hate my job.
Holmes: You have two alarm clocks. No one with two alarm clocks loves their job. Two alarm clocks mean it's a chore for you to get up in the morning.

Watson: How do you do it, guess things?
Sherlock: I observe and then I deduce.
Watson: How did you know I was a doctor, you said you could tell from my hands.
Sherlock: Hand, singular. It was soft no calluses.
Watson: How did you know my father had an affair?
Sherlock: Google. Not everything is deducible.

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