Sherlock: I am my mother's son.
Morland: You have more in common than you realize.
So, would-be murderers are only free to roam the halls and harass the residents during business hours?Sherlock
Always great to get criminals back on the streets.Bell
There's a vast gulf between 'impossible' and 'impossible to imagine.'Sherlock
Sherlock: It's quite an audience today. If it wasn't for the lack of paparazzi, I'd assume that a reality TV star got vivisected.
Gregson: Three Chinese gangsters got shotgunned.
Sherlock: So, less fun.
Joan: I'm sorry I accused you of arson.
Sherlock: Well, I was the obvious suspect.
So, your alibi is that you were oiling your chainsaw.Joan
Griffin, you seem like an exemplary young man, so perhaps you'd like to explain to me why you have a drug lab in your backyard?Sherlock
Oh, if you say it's for the greater good, I am going to punch you!Joan
Joan: ...I forgot about the roosters...
Trent Garby: I did, too. Eventually. By moving out.
Perhaps we should encourage our local muggers to increase their activity.Sherlock [on annoying short-term renters next door]
The man we saw shoot Ryan Dunning... was Ryan Dunning.Sherlock