Straight lines hurt you as a child?Sherlock [on an architectural design]
You must be looking forward to moving day. It's not often the doghouse is a step up!Sherlock
Someone call for a doctor?Joan
Sherlock: I am my mother's son.
Morland: You have more in common than you realize.
So, would-be murderers are only free to roam the halls and harass the residents during business hours?Sherlock
Always great to get criminals back on the streets.Bell
There's a vast gulf between 'impossible' and 'impossible to imagine.'Sherlock
Sherlock: It's quite an audience today. If it wasn't for the lack of paparazzi, I'd assume that a reality TV star got vivisected.
Gregson: Three Chinese gangsters got shotgunned.
Sherlock: So, less fun.
Joan: I'm sorry I accused you of arson.
Sherlock: Well, I was the obvious suspect.
So, your alibi is that you were oiling your chainsaw.Joan
Griffin, you seem like an exemplary young man, so perhaps you'd like to explain to me why you have a drug lab in your backyard?Sherlock
Oh, if you say it's for the greater good, I am going to punch you!Joan