Elementary
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Nice penmanship.
Agent McNally [to Sherlock]
No one is on their best behavior on line.
Joan [to Sherlock]
Oden: Leonardo da Vinci said it best: "Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication."
I hate that expression. The least one can do is always nothing.
Sherlock [to Joan]
Try not to burn the house down.
Joan [to Sherlock]
You do whatever you have to, whatever it takes, to keep Abigail safe.
Oden [to Joan and Sherlock]
Who knows? Maybe we'll find a creepy shack with the door off its hinges.
Sherlock [to Marcus]
Somebody should have told this idiot there are simpler ways to kill a man.
Dwyer
I know Kevlar isn't a breathable fabric, but if you could stop adjusting yourself, that would be great.
Sherlock [to Jason]
Jason: I get at least one death threat a quarter, two or three if we kick off a merger that leads to labor-force contractions.
Sherlock: You mean when you cost thousands of people their jobs?
One shot? All guns should be Remington Derringers.
Joan [to Marcus]
Did anyone ever tell you two your bedside manner sucks?
Jason [to Sherlock and Joan]
