Bloom left an impression on me last night, not to mention some gray matter.

Sherlock

Justice is like an orgasm. It can never come too late.

Sherlock

What's the hardest you've ever been hit?

Joan

When you realize this is where you belong. In a place like this, Sherlock. WIth people like me. I was going to be there to watch you fall. Why do you keep fighting it, huh? Why put yourself through this? We both know it's just a matter of time. So why not just cut to the chase?

Oscar

Oscar: I was good to you, Sherlock. I was your friend.
Sherlock: You were a cancer to me, Oscar. And I to you.

A junkie in the city is like a needle in a haystack. That's a job for Sherlock Holmes.

Oscar

I'm no closer to using today, than I was yesterday.

Sherlock

Oscar: Wow. You're, like, cured now.
Sherlock: That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard you say. And I've known you for a long time.

Sherlock: Is this a heroin den?
Oscar: I suppose those are bad for people in recovery? Sucks to be you.

Tell me this … if he gets into trouble, who is going to help him?

Gregson

The truth is the 11th Precinct is where I want to be.

Gregson

What does Buddhism have to do with erectile dysfunction?

Joan

Elementary Quotes

Holmes: Why do you suppose you hate your job so much?
Watson: I don't hate my job.
Holmes: You have two alarm clocks. No one with two alarm clocks loves their job. Two alarm clocks mean it's a chore for you to get up in the morning.

Watson: How do you do it, guess things?
Sherlock: I observe and then I deduce.
Watson: How did you know I was a doctor, you said you could tell from my hands.
Sherlock: Hand, singular. It was soft no calluses.
Watson: How did you know my father had an affair?
Sherlock: Google. Not everything is deducible.