Entourage

Entourage "Home Sweet Home" Quotes

Girl at party: So is [Alex] here? Where is that gorgeous girl anyway?
Turtle: Nah, she's off on the Avion publicity tour.
Girl: That's too bad. I would've totally had a threesome with you guys.
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Scott [to girls at Vince's party]: Hey, did you guys come together? If not, do you want to?
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Vince: So, what's up with you guys, huh?
Ari: What are you talking about? Nothing's up with these guys. They've been frozen like Ted Williams waiting for the return of their life, and now that it has returned let's get back to it.
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Lloyd: Ari, you haven't had any time for anything since...
Ari: Since what?
Lloyd: Since the s-e-p-a-r-a-t-i-o-n.
Jonah: I can spell separation, you know.
Ari: Get out. And don't ever spell in front of my son again. He's s-m-a-r-t-e-r than you.
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Johnny Drama: I told you to clear this place of all drugs.
Turtle: Advil?
Johnny Drama: All means all. Aspirins, cough suppressants. I don't even want a throat lozenge in this house!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Rehab guy [to Vince]: You look amazing, man... that sounded kind of gay.
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