Therepist: I'm sorry, we'll have to stop soon. Ari, can you respond to this request?
Ari: No, who could.. and fuck you with your fucking clock!

Therapist: It's nice to see that you find your voice.
Ari: When did she not had her voice?

Why don't we start the day off with some hugs and kisses? Everyone except for you and me Lloyd, that ain't happening.

Ari

Listen sweetheart. You wanna call and butter me up with sympathy and then drop this on me because you think that I'm down and will take anything - let me explain this to you in a metaphor you will understand. I am sure there are guys who have fingered you in the ass long enough that eventually you let them fuck it. And now you think you got me bent over with your finger in my ass thinking I will let you do the same. I am not like you Dana. You will not FUCK ME IN THE ASS, VINCE WILL NOT PISS IN A CUP FOR YOU, OR ANYONE ELSE.

Ari

She has sex on camera, which all of us do on some level.

Vince

Vince and your body double down the hall there were doing a little sniffle sniffle at the party the other night.

Billy Walsh

I always imagined a double teaming would be more fun than that.

Lloyd

Ari: If you don't want to talk and you don't want to have sex, what else is there to do in here?
Mrs. Gold: Do you want to talk?
Ari: I'd rather have sex.

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