Entourage

Entourage "Sorry, Ari" Quotes (Page 3)

Dana Gordon: I need to talk to you.
Ari: You know, Dana, the only time I've ever enjoyed talking to you is when your mouth has been full
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Ari [pretending to be Eric on the phone]: Hey bro listen, I hate to cancel on such short notice, but Vince isn't going to be able to make lunch. Sorry, bro.
Andy's Assistant: Oh my god. Hold on, let me get Andy.
Ari: Ah, you know, you don't need to do that. Just tell him he's a great big fag
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Drama: The guy doesn't even bother to call you?
Turtle: I'd say that's a substantial point loss in the service area.
Drama: Forget about points, Turtle, that earns Left a bitch slap
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Ari: Josh Weinstein! Are you f**king kidding me?!
Lloyd: I'm not and I tried to do the lunch cancellation trick but he was onto it somehow.
Ari: Josh f**king Weinstein! I don't believe it. I'd rather Vince f**k my wife!
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Josh Weinstein: Oh and Turtle, all my assistants love to f**k. I ask them when they interview. True story.
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Ari: I love you Dana Gordon.
Dana: You swore you would keep your mouth shut you slimy piece of s**t!
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Dana: Ari, you have one day to find me another job or the next time I see you at the Palm, I'm going to squeeze your f**king d**k with a claw cracker!
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