Entourage

Entourage

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Entourage "Sorry, Ari" Quotes

Lloyd: What did you want me to say?
Ari: That I have a huge wart on my c**k that needs removal would have been better, wake the f**k up, Lloyd
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Vince: He had a ginormously huge lunch
Turtle: Is that even a word?
Vince: I don't know
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Alan: So let me guess. This Ramones project has been causing some discomfort between you and your biggest client.
Ari: Hemorrhoids cause discomfort, Alan. This is more like open-heart surgery
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Turtle: I guess you've had a lot of practice, considering how many times you've been dropped [from an Agency]
Drama: Never officially dropped, Turtle. Although one did move without telling me
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Lloyd: Vince has called three times, Ari. That's three times more than he called all of last year.
Ari: I know. He keeps calling me, too, and I got an e-mail. I didn't even know he knew how to do that
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Lloyd: The gay mafia has been replaced by the gay assistant corps, Ari. We know all
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Ari: Dana, I have never cheated on my wife, not since she became my wife, but if you want to jerk me off in the car right now, I'm game
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Eric: Hasn't Vince gotten you laid enough, Turtle?
Turtle: Well, that depends. What's your definition of enough?
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Drama: Because he's Ari and he's a dirty sweaty scumbag, but he's good
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[Ari is dancing...]
Lloyd: Are you happy, Ari? Or is this madness that will turn on me on a moment's notice?
Ari: This is happiness, Lloyd. This is pure heterosexual male happiness.
[Ari kisses Lloyd]
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