Entourage Quotes
Broken up and still pussy-whipped. That's just sad.
Turtle
Turtle: You should get me on a talk show. I'd kill.
Shauna: Maybe I'll get you on Springer. Fat, little horny fucks and the women that despise him.
[Drama laughs]
Shauna: What are you laughing at? Maybe I'll get you on Montel with Don Swayze, Joey Travolta and the other retarded star siblings
Eric: We had breakup-sex, all right?
Johnny Drama: Breakup-sex? Never heard of it.
Eric: Yeah, I mean... you know... you have sex and... that's it.. you say goodbye.
Johnny Drama: ...that's the only kinda sex I have
Emily: You smoke?
Eric: Cigarettes? Um..yeah. I mean I've been trying to quit...umm recently.
Emily: How hard are you trying?
Eric: umm..not that much.
Emily: Good.
Turtle: I thought he quit.
Drama: Cigarettes, not pussy
The movie's called Head On, its a cool movie. See it this weekend. Your guaranteed to love it or your money back... from the studio, not from me
Vince
Bar's over there. Girls everywhere..
Jessica Alba
Ari: You wanna hug it out?
Eric: No, not really...
Ari: Come on... Let's hug it out, Bitch.
Ari: What are you doing bringing up a bad review?
Eric: You said it doesn't matter...
Ari: It does matter
Drama [from Vagina Monologues]: If your vagina could talk, what would it say in two words?
Turtle: Eat me
Drama: Why you gotta use $47 lotion to whack off?
Turtle: I got sensitive skin
Turtle: Sure, Eric... you had to beg for pussy on prom night.
Eric: Yeah, but I begged my girlfriend, Turtle... not some $40 hooker who declined my mother's credit card
Jessica Alba: My agent isn't here.
Ari: I know she's not here because I slashed her tires. She's on her hands and knees right now on Mulholland. She's not going to make it because you want a statue, you deserve a statue, you do, you deserve it. Because your natural energy, the way you are, hasn't been seen yet. Someone needs to step up and utilize you for the way you are, your self empowered, interesting woman, and you need to take it. And not an MTV Award, but like a real one.
