Jessica: Can I think about it?
Ari: Don't think. Thinking is bad for your complexion

Drama: I dreamed about it last night too Vince. We're cruising down Rodeo, suddenly two jerk offs pull up and say, "Hey Chase Brothers, fuck your mother", and then open fire.
Eric: Well it had to be a dream, somebody recognized you

Vince: What do you think E?
Eric: I think it cost more than the houses we grew up in.
Turtle: A Fucking Subaru costs more than the houses we grew up in.

Drama: Do you remember, The Orange County Register said I was a functioning retard. Now that was a bad review.
Turtle: I thought that was a compliment.

Shit, I got crazy pussy in high school and I was driving a moped.

Drama

Drama: Hey, you girls wanna party?
Girl Driving Car: Hey, you look familiar. How do I know you?
Turtle: You watch Cinemax at 5 AM?

You guys are out of control. Twenty five hundred dollars a month his brother spends on vitamin supplements. Nobody can take that many supplements and still fucking live!

Marvin

Drama: What a view.
Vince: We're at a party with some of the hottest girls in the world, and we're staring at a bunch of fucking lights.

Ari [about Eric]: Guy doesn't wanna make money. He's a communist.
Ari [to Eric]: You a communist? Or you a socialist? Or didn't they teach you the difference at Pepperoni U?

Turtle: Check out the picture, he's beautiful.
Drama: He's got a great body E. Look at those calves.
Eric: This isn't a guard dog, this is a fucking lawsuit

Eric: What do you need?
Turtle: I'm on ass patrol. I got a six pack, one of them kinda looks like Kristen.
Eric: What are you an asshole?
Turtle: I'm just sayin, revenge fuck

Turtle: What are you so worried about?
Drama: This is my movie too.
Turtle: Oh, I forgot. Give us your line again.
Drama: Alright, alright. "I'm out of here motherfuckers!"

Entourage Quotes

They drive that way in Tienanmen Square, bitch?

Ari

Turtle: Kristin's fucking Vince Vaughn!
Eric: What are you talking about? She's back with that restaurant guy...
Turtle: She was in the middle of 40 Deuce with her hands down Vince Vaughn's pants.
Eric: She had her hands down his pants?!
Drama: Yeah, both of 'em.
Eric: Vince Vaughn?! That puffy motherfucker?!
Drama: Nah, bro, he didn't look puffy at all. He was looking real good.
Turtle: Yeah, it was kinda like "Swingers" Vince Vaughn, not Old School Vince Vaughn... it's kinda like New School Vince Vaughn

Entourage Music

  Song Artist
Song Lemon And Lime Daniel Lenz
Soul Of A Man Beck iTunes
Song Shutterbugg Big Boi iTunes