Entourage

Entourage Season 2 Quotes

Episode 12: "The Abyss"

Eric Murphy: Sloan, I'm a college dropout. All right? Guys in the mail room out here have Wharton MBAs
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Lloyd: How'd it go?
Ari: How'd the f**king Bay of Pigs go, Lloyd?
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Ari: Shit, here comes the wife. Pretend like it's all good.
Eric: You didn't tell your wife?
Ari: No. When the time is right, yeah.
Eric: When the time is right? It's on the cover of Variety
Ari: My wife doesn't read Variety she reads In Style
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Ari: Vince is the only client I've ever had that I consider a friend. The only one I really cared about. Well Jessica Biel to you know I cared about her for very different reasons
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Ari: E, the garbage man who wins the lottery does not throw out the ticket!
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Drama: I hope this doesn't affect my status over there.
Turtle: I'm sure your still their least important client, Drama. Don't worry
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Eric: If you wanna work with Vince again you'll call, it's that simple.
Ari: No one will want to work with Vince if I call. You think that he was cold 3 months ago? After this I won't be able to put him in an I film
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Ari: I put you in a movie, Ray. Are you kidding me? You were brilliant.
Richard: You didn't even see the f**king thing Ari.
Ari: I see all my client's movies, come on.
Richard: Really?
Ari: Yeah.
Richard: Who was I?
Ari: You were the white guy, Richard
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Lloyd: E was just in there. Terrence offered him a job.
Ari: As what, his f**kin pool boy?
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Vince: Just call Cameron.
Ari: No go Vinny. You want that? Be a man, you call him yourself.
Vince: You're fired, Ari.
Ari: Not the first time, Vinny
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Vince: You know, of all people to not get what I'm going through, the heartbreak kid himself. I mean, how many times have I heard you cry like a little p***y over a girl?
Eric: Not over a girl I barely know
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Drama: You promised me something outta this deal!
Pauly: Your taking his TV? What are you, a f**king Surreal Life cast member? You freak
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Episode 11: "Exodus"

Ari: Listen, Lloyd, do you want to make it? Or do you want to fold shirts at a Chinese laundry? Now pledge. Nod if you understand what I'm saying.
Lloyd: I understand.
Ari: You can't just f**king nod?
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Drama: The question you gotta ask yourself is, E, are we family?
Turtle: Yeah, E, are we family?
Vince: What are we if we're not family?
Drama: Just four guys who are a little too old to still be living together.
Eric: Yeah, and one guy who's way too old
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Turtle: What the f**k are you taking pictures of?
Drama: What do you mean? Them. This way, when Vince goes into denial about it, it's proof.
Turtle: You don't think he'll believe us?
Drama: Nobody ever wants to believe you're being two-timed, Turtle.
Turtle: How many times have you been cheated on?
Drama: Too many, Turtle. Too many
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Terrance: All right, let's cut to the chase. I miss this place. I miss the excitement. I miss the action. I'm coming back full time.
Ari: Muhammad Ali came back once too often too, Terrance
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Lloyd: Mr McQuewick's on the phone. He'd like to speak to you.
Ari: To apologize? Send him down?
Lloyd: He wants you to come up?
Ari: He won't come down?
Lloyd: He asked me to send you up.
Ari: He asked you to send me up. Did you tell him that don't send me anywhere? Did you tell him that no one sends me anywhere in this f**king agency? Did you tell him that I send myself where I want?
Lloyd: No, I just said okay.
Ari: You tell him to come down.
Lloyd: He'd like to speak with you
Ari: You see that Lloyd? No surrender.
Ari [on the phone]: Terrance, how are you?
Terrance: Ari, get your ass up here!
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Ari: Lloyd pack up all my files. Pile everything you see into a box. Everything! You see a used condom, an executioners mask, and a goddamned spiked paddle don't think just pack that bitch. Chop Suey!
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Ari: Lloyd, are you with me? Lloyd, what are you doing? You and me we have a special bond. Come on let's go.
Lloyd: Ari, swear to me that will never again say anything offensive to me about my race or sexual orientation.
Ari: I can't swear to that, but I promise I will always apologize after
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Adam Davies: You should be a nicer person. Maybe then people wouldn't screw you.
Ari: You talked, Davies? Hey Adam.
Adam Davies: Yes Ari?
Ari: Just so you know, your girlfriend, when she was in the mailroom, she offered to blow me. True story
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