Entourage Season 2 Quotes
Ari: My life is over!
Lloyd: You will bounce back, Ari Gold!
Ari: I drove to work in an eighty-thousand dollar Mercedes. I'm driving home in a prop car from The Fast and the Furious. I just don't see it
Turtle: They rented Brian's Song, E!
Eric: I heard you. What do you want me to do?
Drama: The ultimate guy-cry movie.
Turtle: He cries in front of her, shows her he's sensitive, bang! he moves right in.
Drama: Yeah. His tears will basically act as a lubricant
Ari: You know what? I haven't stopped thinking about you. Baby, you're my everything!
Mrs. Gold: Lloyd, what the hell is wrong with him?
Lloyd: He's in love, is all! Good night
Ari: Come on. Baby. This is our song. You are my life. Now I'm not going in that house until you dance with me, right now. Come on.
Mrs. Gold: Music's gone, Ari.
Ari: That's weird, but I can still feel it!
Drama: You know Brooke Shields was the first girl I ever seriously jerked off to.
Turtle: That's romantic, Drama. You should tell her
Drama: In the comforting scene, I thought that a little kiss might add a some pathos.
Brooke Shields: Kiss?
Drama: Yeah nothing crazy, more in love than lust.
Brooke Shields: You're playing my brother
[Turtle helping Drama rehearse script]
Turtle: It says we're supposed to hug. I ain't hugging you.
Drama: Don't be a wise ass, Turtle. Just read the lines like Brooke would
Turtle: You're doing a couple of scenes on an MOW. It ain't fate and you ain't banging Brooke Shields.
Drama: The on-set romance is a time-honored Hollywood tradition, Turtle. Wake up!
Turtle: Ain't she married?
Drama: Yeah, to a writer. I mean, come on. Me or a writer?
Vince: Tomorrow's her birthday so I've got to do something special.
Eric: It's been 24 hours. I think flowers will do.
Drama: You should have started dating her next week, bro. You could've saved yourself some coin. I remember I broke up with Stacy Laruzo a week before Valentine's Day. I got back with her a week after. No chocolates. No roses.
Eric: No class
Drama: Yeah, Vince, let's do a Tarantino movie. He could revive me like he did for Travolta.
Turtle: Be more like reviving Freddie Boom Boom Washington
The last thing we need is the soccer moms in the fly-over states thinking that Aquaman is a homewrecker
Ari
Shauna: No cameras! A "Page Six" rumor is one thing, a cover on "US Weekly" quite another.
Eric: We get it. Jesus!
Ari: Do you get it, E? When he goes out, I want you and the retards to be with him.
Shauna: If anyone tries to take a picture of you, you go fucking Sean Penn on them.