Ari: Hey! You boys missed Temple.
Drama: We thought that was for Jews only

Terrance: But Sloan is never wrong. You know she saw Johnny Depp in Platoon when she was eight years old and she said, "Dad, that's the guy to watch."
Ari: You showed her Platoon when she was eight years old?
Terrance: Oliver did. He wanted feedback

Turtle: Three thousand dollar suit just to wound up some pussy, huh, E?
Drama: Nah, it's a good investment. McQuewick's gotta be worth a hundred million easy. You buying that suit is like buying Microsoft in the '80s. That's if you can get the girl

It's like getting mad at the bull for giving you the horns when you never should have been in the ring in the first place

Turtle

[Ari's daughter is practicing for her Bat Mitzvah...]
Ari [to his daughter: Fabulous, baby, fabulous!
Ari [to his wife]: Hey, is it me, or is her voice getting worse?
Mrs. Gold: Ari...
Ari: Doesn't mean I don't love her, but she's just awful, baby

Eric: He disappeared with Sloan.
Drama: Probably at the tennis courts. I hear that's where you fuck at the Beverly Hilton

Mandy Moore: Ahh, Vince, how are we ever going to make this movie together?
James Cameron [listening in from director's booth]: They're gonna make this movie together because between the two of them they're making $8 million.

Turtle [to Eric]: Well, why don't you wear that suit you wore for your high school graduation? It's still hanging in your closet.
Vince: I thought that was his communion suit.
Drama: Yeah, well, E didn't grow much from communion to high school graduation so it's probably the same suit.
Eric: Fuck you guys. I'm going to Men's Warehouse.

Don't even think about not picking that up, Ray, 'cause I'll fucking kill you!

Ari

Mrs. Gold: Ari, you're a partner now. You don't have to be afraid of him anymore.
Ari: I'm afraid of him? I'll beat that old fuck and throw him in the pool.
Ari [to the kids]: Only Daddy speaks that way.

Look at Terrance. I guarantee you his relatives worked with Nazis

Ari

Vince [to Ari's daughter]: Look at you. You look beautiful!
Ari's Daughter: Thanks, so do you!
Ari: You look great too, E. What'd you do, raid the boys department at Macy's?
Eric: You look pretty good too. You auditioning for "Guys and Dolls?"

Entourage Season 2 Quotes

Ari: I thought the girlfriend was still in play.
Vince Aww, bad time of the month to come home.
Ari: Oh, you're like me.
Eric: Oh yea, how so?
Ari: I won't even fuck my wife after she plays tennis.

Before he did Born on the 4th of July, Tom Cruise did Top Gun. Hanks fucked the fish before he did Forrest Gump.

Ari