Did it never occur to you that it's sheer folly to run against your boss.


You know there are plenty of mediators in all of San Francisco willing to flip your coin.


Lauren: As your legal council?
Justin: You should be happy you found me with Kate and not a hooker.

If you wanted simple you should have just left me behind and flipped a coin.


Kate: I don't do murder.
Ben: Good. Then you won't kill me.

Kate: What the world needs now?
Ben: Is more hotel casinos.

What is the big deal about two divorced people having sex?


Courage is an angel that makes the difference between a good life and a great life.


I guess if you're going to hide out somewhere all you need is a nice lawn and a convenient Costco.

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