Favorite Fairly Legal Quotes
Lauren: You're the criminal and drugs guy.
Ben: That doesn't sound like flattery.
I was 100 percent stick in the mud.
Justin
They're going to treat her like she blew up an orphanage field trip to an animal shelter.
Ben
Tracy: Screw you.
Kate: Not enough booze in the world.
We're trying to get a fresh start or a restart...whatever.
Kate
Couldn't they have just shot her car tire out on a twisty deserted road?
Ben
You make me sound adolescent for trusting my instincts.
Lauren
I hope it comes furnished. It's very Clockwork Orange.
Justin
You know there are plenty of mediators in all of San Francisco willing to flip your coin.
Kate
Kate: She's a bit obsessive, our step-mother. Don't you think?
Spencer: That's what Dad loved about her.
Kate: I thought that was her ass.
Spencer: There's that too.
You almost hit that guy on the bike because you were sniffing your coffee.
Kate
Kate: You keep sniffing your coffee.
Cab driver: Oh yeah. The aroma's amazing. This stuff will change your life.
Kate: Only if you drink it.
