Favorite Fairly Legal Quotes
It's good to check the bathroom lock twice, but it's even better to look under the stall door.
Betty
We don't board. We don't seize. We are not pirates.
Kate
Kate: Please, reschedule for later on today.
Leo: Great.
Kate: Why is that great?
Leo: I thought you were going to ask me to chase him down the stairs.
Lauren: What do you know about customs law.
Kate: We have books about it in the Law library.
Andrew: Thanks for saving my ass this morning.
Kate: Everybody needs something to sit on.
Have you ever heard the saying it takes sugar to get honey. If you use venom you will get venom.
Justin
Bo: I think Katie's right.
Kate: Kate, my name's Kate.
Spencer: Lou never trusted my Dad. My Dad never trusted Lou. That's why they had lunch together every single week.
Lauren: To express their mutual distrust.
Spencer: Exactly.
Justin: I'll be smarter.
Kate: Justin, you can only work with what God gave you.
Justin: Did you know that in San Francisco it's not illegal to be naked as long as you're not trying to arouse yourself or others?
Kate: Well I thought that was the whole point of being naked.
You should always assume I have your best interest at heart, even if I don't. It will make both our lives much easier.
Leo
If by he, you mean the naked man on the balcony across the way, then yes. He's out there. Oh my God! He's eating a bagel. Why does that seem dirty and not like in a good way kind of dirty.
Kate
