Yes, nothing says Monday like a fresh bottle of Tequila.

Leo

Kate: Thank you. You were very good.
Lauren: And you were very Kate.

Sirrus told me. He would have given over nuclear launch codes if he had talked to me for another minute.

Lauren

Why are you breathing heavy? It's too early for that kind of call.

Kate

Kate: Leo big. Spider small.
Leo: That's how they get in your ear.

Justin: The world is full of stray puppies, isn't it?
Kate: You say that like it's a bad thing, Justin.
Justin: Oh, I love puppies.
Kate: You don't have a puppy.
Justin: I love them from a distance.

Leo: I just need your advice on a personal matter.
Kate: That fills me with a mix of curiosity and terror

How are you going to get anybody to Mars if you don't build rockets. It's the bus of the future.

Leo

Kate: Oh. Is that poison?
Justin: It's decaf.
Kate: Are you trying to kill me?

How'd ya like THEM apples?

Kate

Kate: I got held up.
Leo: Oh yeah, what? Traffic, gunpoint, giant squid?
Kate: All of the above.

If by he, you mean the naked man on the balcony across the way, then yes. He's out there. Oh my God! He's eating a bagel. Why does that seem dirty and not like in a good way kind of dirty.

Kate

Fairly Legal Quotes

Kate: She's a bit obsessive, our step-mother. Don't you think?
Spencer: That's what Dad loved about her.
Kate: I thought that was her ass.
Spencer: There's that too.

We most definitely have a deal. There is no sex ever. And when we do have sex there is no spending the night.

Kate