Fairly Legal Quotes
Trust me those guys haven't been happy since before there was manned space flight.
Leonardo
Kate: I don't wear a watch.
Judge Nicastro: That explains a lot.
Nobody knows how to hold a grudge anymore.
Joseph
We're prosecutors. An apology is an admission of guilt.
Justin
Leo: My scary girls are missing.
Kate: That's why we put away our toys when we're done paying with them.
Leo: Hey, hey, Bens. Have you guys seen my scary girl figures? The ones that I keep on my desk.
Ben: You mean your dolls?
The Tin Man is the hottest guy on the yellow brick road plus he has an ax and he knows how to use it.
Kate
But really Justin. You can take down a drug cartel but then a guy in a tool belt, he can get the best of you.
Kate
What were they going for here? Brothel sheik?
Kate
That was about as smooth as an alligator's butt.
Leo
I'm not going to embarrass you in front of the geek squad.
Kate
Kate: Does that cold tone of voice of yours, does that come naturally or is that something that you practice?
Lauren: I practice. Every time I talk to you.
