Family Guy "And I'm Joyce Kinney" Quotes
Tina Fey: I'm better than Jesus!
Lois: Yes, Tina Fey, you're better than Jesus.
• Rating: 4.6 / 5.0
Lois: Who did Jesus hang around? Mary Magdalene. Who was she? A
prostitute. Which means if they had cameras back then, I bet she
would've done a porno.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Peter: What does it matter what those people in church think? Most of
them are just random background people we never seen before anyways.
Half of them don't even move. The other half just blink.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Meg [to Chris]: Yea Griffin! Your mom's gross and nasty!
Chris to Meg: Yea suck it! You're a whore daughter!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Stewie: Good lord! Am I a... porn baby?!
• Rating: 3.7 / 5.0
Lois: I think there was actually more wind back then.
• Rating: Unrated
Lois: Oh my god! I thought we were friends! The kind of really good
friends that communicate with each other poorly through Facebook!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Lois: No, you're a lady bigshot... like Miss Piggy!
• Rating: Unrated
Stewie [as he spots a baby] : BILF! Total BILF! Yeah, it's going
totally good... I got about six pacifiers now.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Lois [as Stewie aims a blaster at her]: Well, let me just say, it's
nice to be standing here with no one trying to murder me.
Stewie: Yea, no you're fine...
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 10
