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And thanks to Deidre I got some of my own milk to put on my cereal. What? I'm fun.

Peter

Coming up next? A boxing match where boxers are bleeding before the fight.

Tom Tucker

Her fists are so dangerous, she's not allowed to be a lesbian.

Brian

This is crazy! Is no one really making me flapjacks yet?

Peter

For every five seconds I do not have flapjacks, I shall break one window.

Peter

In your imagination, I've got long eyelashes.

Peter

Quagmire: What can I say? I really like watching her box.
Peter: That means two things.

No matter what you do the rest of your life, you'll always be garbage.

Lois

Peter: Man would you look at that? Two smoking hot repeatedly striking each other.
Quagmire: Yeah, it reminds me of Thanksgiving.
Peter: Why does it remind you of Thanksgiving?
Quagmire: 'Cause this is where I come for Thanksgiving.

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Family Guy Season 9 Episode 5 Quotes

No matter what you do the rest of your life, you'll always be garbage.

Lois

Peter: Man would you look at that? Two smoking hot repeatedly striking each other.
Quagmire: Yeah, it reminds me of Thanksgiving.
Peter: Why does it remind you of Thanksgiving?
Quagmire: 'Cause this is where I come for Thanksgiving.