Family Guy "Brian Wallows and Peter's Swallows" Quotes
Lois: Hey Brian... you're home early. What happened with your date?
Brian: Same thing that always happens, she was an idiot
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Pearl: What is this, spit soup?
Brian: Tomato bisque.
Pearl: What is this, snot soup?
Brian: Tomato bisque.
Pearl: What is this, diarrhea soup?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Stewie: Ah-hah! So they do make bigger diapers. That deceitful woman told me I'd have to learn to use the toilet! Well, fie on the toilet! It's made slaves of you all. I've seen it sitting in there: lazy, slothful, porcelain lay-about, feeding on other people's doo doos while contributing nothing of its own to society. You get a job!
• Rating: 4.3 / 5.0
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