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Brian: What the hell is your problem Zsa Zsa?
Arianna Huffington: What is yours, Snoopy?

You have to do some of the work yourself. That's why there are 50 blank pages.

Bill Maher: Help is such a strong word. How does this help people with cancer or in Darfur?
Brian: Well it's not really for that. It's for like, if you want a car or something.

If you want to be in black and white, black and white's gotta be in you.

Penguin

Wish it, Want it, Do it. Am I pronouncing that correctly?

Tom Tucker

Brian: Wish it, Want it, Do it.
Stewie: Love it!

What? Writing's the only thing giving your alcoholism any credibility!

Stewie

Look at what they used to pack up boxes of your books! Shredded up pieces of your books!

Stewie
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Family Guy Season 9 Episode 6 Quotes

What? Writing's the only thing giving your alcoholism any credibility!

Stewie

Look at what they used to pack up boxes of your books! Shredded up pieces of your books!

Stewie