Family Guy "Brian Writes a Bestseller" Quotes
Brian: What the hell is your problem Zsa Zsa?
Arianna Huffington: What is yours, Snoopy?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Brian: You have to do some of the work yourself. That's why there are 50 blank pages.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Bill Maher: Help is such a strong word. How does this help people with cancer or in Darfur?
Brian: Well it's not really for that. It's for like, if you want a car or something.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Penguin: If you want to be in black and white, black and white's gotta be in you.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Tom Tucker: Wish it, Want it, Do it. Am I pronouncing that correctly?
• Rating: 3.4 / 5.0
Brian: Wish it, Want it, Do it.
Stewie: Love it!
• Rating: Unrated
Stewie: What? Writing's the only thing giving your alcoholism any credibility!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Stewie: Look at what they used to pack up boxes of your books! Shredded up pieces of your books!
• Rating: Unrated
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Total Quotes: 8
