Family Guy Season 9 Episode 4: "Halloween on Spooner Street" Quotes
(Connie opens closet door revealing Chris and Meg making out, the stop look out outside, and at each other.)
(they both back away from each other, screaming.)
Meg: OH MY GOD! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
Chris: TRYING GRAB SOME BOOBS!
Meg: FROM YOUR SISTER?
Chris: I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS YOU!
Meg: WELL, WHO DID THINK IT WAS?
Chris: SOME BITCH, WHO CARES!
Meg: UHH...OH MY GOD! AND WE DID SO MUCH!
Chris: SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!
Meg WE'RE DISGUSTING! WE'RE A DISGRACE TO OUR FAMILY!
(Bill Chilton, comes in in his tights)
Bill Chilton: Ahh.. maybe I can get on this.
That jerk dog from our patio door somehow got inside a hubcap.Brian
Pink Panther: Hey first day being pink?
Pink Panther: Welcome to hell.
Oh yeah, I'm very in touch with my Asian roots. You notice I take my shoes off whenever I enter my house? I do five hours of math homework every night even though I'm not longer in school. Sometimes, I drink out of a wood box. I was a very cute baby and now I'm a joyless adult.Quagmire
Stewie: It's True Blood.
Brian: No one knows what that is.
Stewie: Rich, gay people do.
Where you off to sweetie? You gonna go see three movies in a row so it seems like you're off doing something?Lois
Stewie: How do you not know that your reflection in the patio door isn't another dog?
Brian: Hey, that guy is a dick.
I didn't feel anything, but you did!Joe
You can't just around in black face. It's racist. Now go upstairs and put on that Indian chief costume I bought you.Lois