Family Guy "Halloween on Spooner Street" Quotes
(Connie opens closet door revealing Chris and Meg making out, the stop look out outside, and at each other.)
Meg: Chris?
Chris: Meg?
(they both back away from each other, screaming.)
Meg: OH MY GOD! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
Chris: TRYING GRAB SOME BOOBS!
Meg: FROM YOUR SISTER?
Chris: I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS YOU!
Meg: WELL, WHO DID THINK IT WAS?
Chris: SOME BITCH, WHO CARES!
Meg: UHH...OH MY GOD! AND WE DID SO MUCH!
Chris: SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!
Meg WE'RE DISGUSTING! WE'RE A DISGRACE TO OUR FAMILY!
(Bill Chilton, comes in in his tights)
Bill Chilton: Ahh.. maybe I can get on this.
• Rating: Unrated
Brian: That jerk dog from our patio door somehow got inside a hubcap.
• Rating: Unrated
Pink Panther: Hey first day being pink?
Brian: Yeah.
Pink Panther: Welcome to hell.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Quagmire: Oh yeah, I'm very in touch with my Asian roots. You notice I take my shoes off whenever I enter my house? I do five hours of math homework every night even though I'm not longer in school. Sometimes, I drink out of a wood box. I was a very cute baby and now I'm a joyless adult.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Stewie: It's True Blood.
Brian: No one knows what that is.
Stewie: Rich, gay people do.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Lois: Where you off to sweetie? You gonna go see three movies in a row so it seems like you're off doing something?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Stewie: How do you not know that your reflection in the patio door isn't another dog?
Brian: Hey, that guy is a d**k.
• Rating: Unrated
Joe: I didn't feel anything, but you did!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Lois: You can't just around in black face. It's racist. Now go upstairs and put on that Indian chief costume I bought you.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 9
