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Family-guy

All right, what's going on back here? Oh hello Megan. Wait a minute, your not part of the popular clique. You run along and play alone somewhere. Shame on you all, getting her hopes up like that

Teacher

A girl answered a math problem, you know what the means. A WITCH!

Teacher

I'll tell you Lois, High school is a lot more fun this time around. And it's a lot safer now that all the kids have guns

Peter

Sweet statuatory, you look beautiful

Peter

And you know what I got for Christmas? A pack of cigarettes. My dad grabbed me and said, " Smoke 'em up Tony, they're grrrreat!".....bastard

Tony The Tiger

Peter: ...and that's my plan, Principal. So, what do you think?
Principal: But... you didn't tell me anything? You just sat down & said "And that's my plan"

Peter: You don't remember what it's like to be my age!
Lois: I'm two years younger then you!

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