When a plane carrying psychedelic toads from Columbia crashes in Quahog, the students all become addicted to licking toads. Peter goes undercover as a new student, Lando Griffin, to try and convince the kids to stop licking toads. He does and also tries to live out his fantasy of being a cool kid and ends up hurting Meg by taking another girl to prom. He convinces the school that Meg broke his heart and he fakes his persona's death in a motorcycle accident.
Peter: ...and that's my plan, Principal. So, what do you think?
Principal: But... you didn't tell me anything? You just sat down & said "And that's my plan"
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Peter: You don't remember what it's like to be my age!
Lois: I'm two years younger then you!
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