Family Guy

Family Guy "Love Thy Trophy" Quotes

Peter: I'd like to propose a toast to our neighbors. Sure they might be black, handicapped, and a heartless sex hound, but hey, if they moved out some smelly Hawaiians might move in
 • Rating: Unrated

Peter: And Joe, I've had new neighbors before, but none of them were half the man you are, and since you're half a man already, that splits them into some kind of fraction I can't even measure
 • Rating: Unrated

Quagmire: Tuesdays in the '80s I was always in bed by 8:00 ... and home by 11:00, OH!
 • Rating: Unrated

Old Lady: What a precious little boy.
Meg: That's my ..uh, uh.. son.
Old Lady: Your son? But you're just a baby yourself. Henry, give the little skank a nice tip
 • Rating: Unrated

Peter: Wait a minute! Meg, when did you become a teenager?
Lois: She's 16, Peter.
Peter: You knew about this?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Peter: That was then and this is now. And this is a chair. And that's a lamp. And you have boobies. And I'm gonna find that trophy!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Peter [about a handbag]: Oh I love you sweety. What are they like 10 bucks?
Meg: More like eleven...hundred.
Peter: Heh, you wished I loved you that much
 • Rating: Unrated

Stewie: What's that? Oh yeah. I love crack, I'm absolutly coo-coo for crack
 • Rating: Unrated

[After seeing the social worker give Mrs. Stevens back her baby]
Chris: So this is where babies come from?
Brian: Yes Chris, this is exactly where babies come from.
Chris [to Lois]: You told me I came out of your vagina
 • Rating: Unrated

Stewie [in foster care]: God! Do you people speak every language except english? Yo quiero pancakes! Done ma pancakes! Click click bloody click pancakes!
 • Rating: Unrated

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