Family Guy "Meg and Quagmire" Quotes
Peter: "I was 18 and my body was firm from push-ups and sit-ups..."
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Peter: "I'M Back Bush?"
Quagmire: "This can't be a surprise to you, Peter."
Peter: "Yea, I knew, I just didn't know you knew!"
• Rating: 2.7 / 5.0
Peter: "I'm not afraid to stand up to friends. Just ask Spartacus!"
• Rating: 2.0 / 5.0
Peter: "You don't now how smooth Quagmire is...he's like a vagician!"
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Teen Choice Awards Announcer: "Now your host: Lady Hair Douche-ton!"
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 5
