"I was 18 and my body was firm from push-ups and sit-ups..."

Peter

Peter: "I'M Back Bush?"
Quagmire: "This can't be a surprise to you, Peter."
Peter: "Yea, I knew, I just didn't know you knew!"

"I'm not afraid to stand up to friends. Just ask Spartacus!"

Peter

"You don't now how smooth Quagmire is...he's like a vagician!"

Peter

Teen Choice Awards Announcer: "Now your host: Lady Hair Douche-ton!"

Family Guy Season 10 Episode 10 Quotes

"You don't now how smooth Quagmire is...he's like a vagician!"

Peter

Teen Choice Awards Announcer: "Now your host: Lady Hair Douche-ton!"