Family Guy "Peter, Peter, Caviar Eater" Quotes
Ted Turner: I'd like to announce I've given the a gift the whole world can appreciate, I've colorized the moon
• Rating: Unrated
Peter: Your Aunt Margarite is probably laughing at me right now while she's burning in hell, may she rest in peace
• Rating: Unrated
Peter: You gotta help me Brian. Teach me how to be a gentleman.
Brian: Well, Peter, it's not really that hard. Let's start with polite conversation. For example, 'it's a pleasure to see you again. Lovely weather we're having.' Now you try.
Peter: 'It's a pleasure to see you again. After Hogan's Heroes, Bob Crane got his skull crushed in by a friend who videotaped him having rough sex.' How's that?
Brian: Wow. Perfect. My work is done. But just for the heck of it, let's try it again
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Bailiff: Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth so help you god?
Peter: I do... You bastard
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Meg: There is no way that I'm sleeping in Chris' room this weekend; it smells like old milk in there!
Chris: Hey, if I could find it, I'd clean it up!
• Rating: Unrated
Aunt Margarite [on her video will]: Lois, you were always my favorite niece; I just knew you would find a wonderful man who would make all your dreams come true. But I was wrong.
Peter: And now you're dead. Score one for Peter
• Rating: Unrated
Coco: You simply must join us in a game of baccarat.
Peter: Right baccarat atcha!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Chris: If I ever go back to Quahog, it'll be just so that I can poke poor people with a stick!
• Rating: Unrated
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Total Quotes: 8
