Family Guy Season 2 Episode 1: "Peter, Peter, Caviar Eater" Quotes
I'd like to announce I've given the a gift the whole world can appreciate, I've colorized the moonTed Turner
Your Aunt Margarite is probably laughing at me right now while she's burning in hell, may she rest in peace
Peter: You gotta help me Brian. Teach me how to be a gentleman.
Brian: Well, Peter, it's not really that hard. Let's start with polite conversation. For example, 'it's a pleasure to see you again. Lovely weather we're having.' Now you try.
Peter: 'It's a pleasure to see you again. After Hogan's Heroes, Bob Crane got his skull crushed in by a friend who videotaped him having rough sex.' How's that?
Brian: Wow. Perfect. My work is done. But just for the heck of it, let's try it again
Bailiff: Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth so help you god?
Peter: I do... You bastard
Meg: There is no way that I'm sleeping in Chris' room this weekend; it smells like old milk in there!
Chris: Hey, if I could find it, I'd clean it up!
Aunt Margarite [on her video will]: Lois, you were always my favorite niece; I just knew you would find a wonderful man who would make all your dreams come true. But I was wrong.
Peter: And now you're dead. Score one for Peter
Coco: You simply must join us in a game of baccarat.
Peter: Right baccarat atcha!
If I ever go back to Quahog, it'll be just so that I can poke poor people with a stick!Chris