You gotta help me Brian. Teach me how to be a gentleman. Well,...
Peter: You gotta help me Brian. Teach me how to be a gentleman.
Brian: Well, Peter, it's not really that hard. Let's start with polite conversation. For example, 'it's a pleasure to see you again. Lovely weather we're having.' Now you try.
Peter: 'It's a pleasure to see you again. After Hogan's Heroes, Bob Crane got his skull crushed in by a friend who videotaped him having rough sex.' How's that?
Brian: Wow. Perfect. My work is done. But just for the heck of it, let's try it again
- Family Guy
- Family Guy Season 2 Episode 1: "Peter, Peter, Caviar Eater"
- Brian Griffin, Peter Griffin
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