Family Guy

Family Guy "Peter's Two Dads" Quotes (Page 2)

Peter: Ah man, I hate kids birthday parities. This is going to be worst then that time I was stuck behind Robert Loggia at the airport
Airport Employee: May I have your name please?
Robert Loggia: Robert Loggia
Airport Employee: Can you spell that for me?
Robert Loggia: Certainly, that's Robert Loggia
R as in Robert Loggia
O as in oh my God! It's Robert Loggia
B as in By god that's Robert Loggia
E as in everyone loves Robert Loggia
R as in Robert Loggia
T as in Tim look over there it's Robert Loggia
SPACE
L as in look it's Robert Loggia
Peter: (sighs)
 • Rating: Unrated

Meg: Be careful daddy. I love you.
Peter: That'll do pig. That'll do.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Peter: All I know is that in Ireland there is a fat bastard who looks just like me.
 • Rating: Unrated

Mickey McFinnegan: Top of the mornin' laddies. Let me cut ya an Irish Rose (Farts, and then Starts hitting his hand on the table while laughing)
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Micky McFinnegan: As we say in Ireland: Let us drink until the alcohol in our systems destroys our livers and kills us.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Pilot: Welcome to Ireland, we'll be landing in 5 minutes.
Peter: This is quite a country, Brian. You know Ireland has more drunks per capita than people.
Brian: Oh that's a negative stereotype. I don't think the Irish drink as much as people say they do.
(Plane lands on runway covered entirely in empty beer bottles)
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

O'Brian: I have twenty on the fat one.
Brian and O'Brian: Which one's the fat one!? (they both laugh).
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Brian: Where'd you get crack?
Peter: From Blacks.
Brian: What?
Peter: I got it from behind Blacks Hardware Store. There's a white guy selling it.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Stewie: (going through Lois's closet) That's mine, and this mine... (picks up a board game) "Hot Monogomy, the board game for failing marriages". Dare card: "Do a striptease in front of your husband, and see how long it takes for him to get a bon-er". What's a bon-er?
 • Rating: Unrated

Peter: Is this Mcswiggen village?
Irishman: Ah, that it be. Dibble the man who says a word aggin it!
Peter: Is that a yes or a no?
 • Rating: Unrated

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