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After Peter's father, Francis dies, Thelma tells Peter that his real father is in Ireland.  Peter goes to visit his father, who turns out to be the town drunk, and challenges him to a drinking contest to prove his paternity.  Meanwhile, Lois spanks Stewie when he misbehaves.  Stewie realizes he likes being spanked and acts out in anyway he can to get punished.

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Family Guy Season 5 Episode 10 Quotes

Pilot: Welcome to Ireland, we'll be landing in 5 minutes.
Peter: This is quite a country, Brian. You know Ireland has more drunks per capita than people.
Brian: Oh that's a negative stereotype. I don't think the Irish drink as much as people say they do.
(Plane lands on runway covered entirely in empty beer bottles)

Francis: (laying in hospital bed) Peter, come closer. There's something..I need to say to you.
Peter: I'm here dad, what is it?
Francis:'re a fat stinking drunk. (dies)