After Peter's father, Francis dies, Thelma tells Peter that his real father is in Ireland. Peter goes to visit his father, who turns out to be the town drunk, and challenges him to a drinking contest to prove his paternity. Meanwhile, Lois spanks Stewie when he misbehaves. Stewie realizes he likes being spanked and acts out in anyway he can to get punished.
Francis: (laying in hospital bed) Peter, come closer. There's something..I need to say to you.
Peter: I'm here dad, what is it?
Francis: Peter..you're a fat stinking drunk. (dies)
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(dressed as a clown) Hey kids. I'm Pee Pants, the inebriated hobo clown. I'm an adorable tramp who wears found clothing and eats out of your garbage can.Peter
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