Not having the government worked great in Somalia, but somehow we've seemed to botch it all up!

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Meg: Now my Spanish teacher and I can finally hold hands in the halls!
Spanish Teacher: Donde esta la biblioteca? Because I'm gonna bang you in the biblioteca.

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Without government, I'm free to take a lot of mescaline and drive to Vegas!

Chris

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Carter: The government wants to tell you how many children you can have!
Herbert: What? No!

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Tea Party, huh? Well, I'd like to be part of a movement. But what movement would want a fat guy who has opinions and hates listening?

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Joe: Well, you can't fight City Hall.
Peter: Well, we'll see about that. ... City Hall knows karate.

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Lois: Wow, congratulations on your grand re-opening, Mort! Looks like your customers are coming back!
Mort: Thanks, Lois! It's good to be up and gouging again!

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