Family Guy Season 9 Episode 12: "The Hand That Rocks the Wheelchair" Quotes
I need these voiceover checks to support my gambling addiction.Bonnie
Meg: We haven't made love in two weeks!
Joe: We haven't made love ever!
Meg: Sometimes, it's really hard being me. So I guess I just make "meganaid."
Joe: That sounds disgusting.
Joe: Hey can you tell me what that Lady Gaga is? Is that a band... or a soda, or a store, or one of those terms like "donkey punch?"
Joe: Is it a douche? Is Lady Gaga a douche? Well, whatever it is, I don't like it.
Help me get some of Peter's tools out of the gay-rage.Stewie
Heh, heh, I stole Meg's cutaway.Peter [dressed like Meg]