Family Guy "The Hand That Rocks the Wheelchair" Quotes
Bonnie: I need these voiceover checks to support my gambling addiction.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Meg: We haven't made love in two weeks!
Joe: We haven't made love ever!
• Rating: Unrated
Meg: Sometimes, it's really hard being me. So I guess I just make "meganaid."
Joe: That sounds disgusting.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Joe: Hey can you tell me what that Lady Gaga is? Is that a band... or a soda, or a store, or one of those terms like "donkey punch?"
Meg: No.
Joe: Is it a douche? Is Lady Gaga a douche? Well, whatever it is, I don't like it.
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Stewie: Help me get some of Peter's tools out of the gay-rage.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Peter [dressed like Meg]: Heh, heh, I stole Meg's cutaway.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 6