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I need these voiceover checks to support my gambling addiction.

Bonnie

Meg: We haven't made love in two weeks!
Joe: We haven't made love ever!

Meg: Sometimes, it's really hard being me. So I guess I just make "meganaid."
Joe: That sounds disgusting.

Joe: Hey can you tell me what that Lady Gaga is? Is that a band... or a soda, or a store, or one of those terms like "donkey punch?"
Meg: No.
Joe: Is it a douche? Is Lady Gaga a douche? Well, whatever it is, I don't like it.

Help me get some of Peter's tools out of the gay-rage.

Stewie

Heh, heh, I stole Meg's cutaway.

Peter [dressed like Meg]
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Family Guy Season 9 Episode 12 Quotes

Help me get some of Peter's tools out of the gay-rage.

Stewie

Heh, heh, I stole Meg's cutaway.

Peter [dressed like Meg]
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