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Wow, Chicago--the San Francisco treat.

Peter

I hate to sound like every woman ever, but I'm depressed.

Peter

Nothing like a day at the park, surrounded by overcompensating divorced dads.

Stewie

Peter: I had an affair and I think we should talk about it.
Lois: Peter, jamming yourself into a grapefruit is not an affair.

Peter: Fresh air is bad for a kid. Look at Michael J. Fox.
Lois: What?
Peter: I don't know.

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Family Guy Season 12 Episode 17 Quotes

Peter: I had an affair and I think we should talk about it.
Lois: Peter, jamming yourself into a grapefruit is not an affair.

Peter: Fresh air is bad for a kid. Look at Michael J. Fox.
Lois: What?
Peter: I don't know.