Family Guy Season 9 Episode 14: "Tiegs for Two" Quotes
Does Jillian know you're half-Polish, Mr. Quagleczech?Brian
Brian: So how did you two meet?
Jillian: Quagmire showed up at my door and said he was the federal boob inspector! And I was going to tell him to go away, but he had a warrant!
Quagmire: It was a snickers wrapper, Brian. I held up a Snickers wrapper.
You just think you know everything don't you? You're just like a black woman in hindsight.Brian
Call me the "Paw." That's what I go by now.Brian
Brian: Good morning everyone!
Lois: Ah crap, he's in love again.
Ooh! Mr. Sulu show! (singing) Mr. Sulu the star of the show...other guys just along for the ride...Mr. Washee-Washee
Enough! You all banned from my store! Ding-dong!Mr. Washee-Washee
Mr. Washee-Washee: I no have your shirt.
Peter: You yes have my shirt!
Peter: Fine, I go. But this no over! I take picture of Ang Lee
Mr . Washee-Washee: Good! He do too many white people movie anyway!
You no come back ever! I don't like you American. And all you American look alike!