Family Guy "To Love and Die in Dixie" Quotes
Peter: I think the lesson here is, it doesn't really matter where you're from, as long as we're all the same religion
• Rating: Unrated
Lois: Ewww, What's that smell?
Brian: It's either bad meat or good cheese...
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Peter: Wait a minute. Pie? Drunk? The?, I think you got yourself a new sherrif!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Chris: Now whenever I see a dead body, I will poke it twice as hard for you Sam!
• Rating: Unrated
Peter: Listen Chris, I read a book saying that women are from Venus, all right, so here's what you get her. Thick layers of sulphuric acid, viscous surface rock, and coronets which seem to be collapsed domes of a large magma chamber. Here's five dollars
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Peter: Aw, the South! Isn't that the place where the black guys are lazy, and the white guys are just as lazy, but they're mad at the black guys for being so lazy
• Rating: 1.0 / 5.0
Jeff Foxworthy: You know you're a redneck, when your gun rack has a gun rack on it.
Stewie: You suck!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Herbert: You like popsicles?
Chris: Well, sure!
Herbert: Then you need to come on down to the cellar. I got a whole freezer full of popsicles. Mmmmm.
Chris: No, thanks. I gotta get going.
Herbert: Oh, don't make me beg now.
Chris: Hahaha! You're funny. Bye.
[Chris pedals away on his bike]
Herbert: Get your fat ass back here
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Employer: So, Peter, where do you see yourself in five years?
Peter [thinking]: Don't say, "Doing your wife." Don't say, "Doing your wife." Don't say, "Doing your wife."
Peter: Doing your...[sees the employer's family picture] son?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Sam: I can't believe you're leavin'...
Chris: Me either. I'll be sure to write.
Sam: And I'll be sure to learn to read
• Rating: Unrated
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Total Quotes: 11
