When Chris picks a robber out of a lineup, the Griffins are placed in a witness protection program in the south. Chris makes a new friend in Sam, while Peter questions a local Civil War re-enactment. In the end, the robber comes to kill Chris, only to have the townsfolk stop him.
Sam: I can't believe you're leavin'...
Chris: Me either. I'll be sure to write.
Sam: And I'll be sure to learn to read
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Criminal [on TV]: First I'm gonna bang my girlfriend, and then I'm gonna kill Chris Griffin!
Stewie: Good Lord! Can he really say "bang my girlfriend" on TV?
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