Family Guy "Trading Places" Quotes
Doctor Hartman: Hey what do you guys do after the screen goes black?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Peter: I guess we learned that no matter who you are or where you come from, life is a terrible thing.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Lois: Oh my god! I think Chris is having a heart attack!
Peter: We're not supposed to leave the table!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Lois: Chris, have you been drinking?
Chris: Yes, have you been aging?
• Rating: Unrated
Chris: Well high school is like Lord of the Flies. It's like a social experiment. And I hear Canadian high schools are even worse!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Lois: No, no, Peter, you're still you; you're just a teenager, you're not switching genders.
• Rating: Unrated
Peter: Damn right I do! It's because I make all the money! I'm the big..."Mamu" around here!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Peter: It's like putting your penis to sleep in a feather bed.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Meg: Chris, look at what you did!
Chris: You mean look at what two black teenagers did when they stole Dad's bike...
• Rating: Unrated
Chris: Hey Meg! I'm going to jump that fire hydrant!
Meg: Chris don't! You're going to wreck Dad's bike!
Chris: Too late! I already narrowed my eyes!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 10