Family Guy "Viewer Mail #2" Quotes
Stewie: Stay away from my brother's butt.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Quagmire: Hey kid, come here. I wanna see if I can still smell your mom's boobs on your mouth.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Stewie: Look, Brian! Meg is one of the sensitive, bearded Robin Williams characters!
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Neville: Wanker!
Prince Charles: Yes, I know!
• Rating: Unrated
Clive Crowley: After the interval, find out which 12 football teams tied tonight.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Clive Crowley (British Tom Tucker): A man with a gun and two bullets has taken over the city of Manchester.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Neville: Shut up, British Meg.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Lydia (British Lois): But Neville, you spend all your time down at the Fox and Pig and Dog and Wolf and Fiddle and Whistle and C**k.
Neville (British Peter): And that's where you're wrong. The Fox and Pig and Dog and Wolf and Fiddle and Whistle and C**k is for Tossers. We're meetin' at the Dog and Cat and Bull and Whistle and Fiddle and C**k and Pig and Wolf and Fife and Other Wolf.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Stewie: Lee writes: "Dear Family Guy, was your show based on anything?" That's a great question, Lee. In fact, Family Guy is based on an American television series called The Simpsons.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 9