Family Guy "When You Wish Upon a Weinstein" Quotes
Max: What do you want!?
Peter: Financial advice.
Max: ...wait...how'd you know I was an accountant?
Peter: Helllllooooooooooo, Max WEINSTEIN!!!
• Rating: Unrated
Peter: Lois, this is my new friend Max Weinstein! He's Jewish!
Lois: Ooooooooh, how exotic!
• Rating: Unrated
Rabbi: Mr. Griffin, why does your son want to become Jewish?
Peter: I dunno...he's bi-curious
• Rating: Unrated
Cleveland: You're the white version of a black guy that's not good with his money
• Rating: Unrated
Peter: Math, my dear boy, is nothing more than the lesbian sister of biology
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Max: Look sir, I have reviewed this contract, and it offers no coverage at all. It just says "Valcano Insurance" over and over again... and down here in small print it says "He's signing it, He's signing it. I can't believe it."
• Rating: Unrated
Cleveland: Peter, not all Jewish people are good with money.
Peter: Well, I guess not the retarded ones, but why would you even say that? For shock value? Jeez, Cleveland, there's "edgey", and then there's "offensive."
• Rating: Unrated
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