Family Guy

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Peter prays for a Jewish guy to help him with his money woes and after befriending a Jewish accountant, Max Weinstein, Peter wants Chris to convert to guarantee his success in life.  Peter tries to give him a quickie conversion in Vegas, but Lois stops him.

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22

Family Guy Season 3 Episode 22 Quotes

Look sir, I have reviewed this contract, and it offers no coverage at all. It just says "Valcano Insurance" over and over again... and down here in small print it says "He's signing it, He's signing it. I can't believe it."

Max

Cleveland: Peter, not all Jewish people are good with money.
Peter: Well, I guess not the retarded ones, but why would you even say that? For shock value? Jeez, Cleveland, there's "edgey", and then there's "offensive."