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Come on math, you dick.

Brian

Well, it's up to you buddy. Save this marriage.

Peter

Meg: Oh, he's so cute!
Stewie: Oh my god, we're getting closer to the beginning! You're Lacey Chabert!

I don't care what it takes, we have got to fix this. We just ate so much vomit!

Brian

I've taken on bigger challenges before. I had to explain to America why Heidi Klum broke up with Seal. [smash cut to Stewie facing the screen against a white background] Face.

Stewie

What kind of jerk alters time and then falls asleep?

Stewie

Stewie: Brian, what the hell are you doing in here? What's happening to my time machine?
Brian: I don't know man, I saw Meg leaving a minute ago going "mwuhahahahaha" but I don't know.

I guess you can call me the Man of La Muncha.

Brian

Brian: Better luck next time pal, some people got moves, others don't. Been that way forever.
Caveman 1: You. Me. Sex.
Caveman 2: Him legend.

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Family Guy Season 11 Episode 4 Quotes

I guess you can call me the Man of La Muncha.

Brian

Brian: Better luck next time pal, some people got moves, others don't. Been that way forever.
Caveman 1: You. Me. Sex.
Caveman 2: Him legend.