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You're dad doesn't wear this Dickie anymore? That's crazy. Why would anyone get rid of a perfectly good Dickie?
Joe

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Added: January 03, 2016

You want the media to go away? Just mention black on black crime.
Cleveland

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Added: December 13, 2015

I'm just saying. It's no surprise that justice isn't colorblind.
Brian

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Added: December 13, 2015

I don't think it's lost on any of us that the laws are writte on white paper.
Brian

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Added: December 13, 2015

Don't worry, Mr. Griffin. You're every bit as sympathetic as this chubby-cheeked coco angel.
Peter's Lawyer

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Added: December 13, 2015

Joe: Public opinion has shifted, and the boys upstairs said they can no longer ignore it.
Peter: Who the hell are the boys upstairs?

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Added: December 13, 2015

Lois, I am an unelected vigilante and take my job very seriously.
Peter

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Added: December 13, 2015