Family Guy
Sundays 9:00 PM on FOXFamily Guy Season 11 Quotes
Well, you guys, we did it. We finally went to a restaurant without somebody yelling at us, and then the rest of the place applauding them.
Peter
What a surprise, the mugger's never heard of Truman Capote.
Quagmire
Lois: Look, I realize Quahog isn't the small town it used to be, but it's still very special to me. It's my home.
Stewie: Yeah, come on guys, she's got dyed roots in this community.
Lois: Well, I disagree with you guys. I think Quahog is still pretty great.
Peter: You know, it's hard for me to take the things you say seriously when I know what's been in that mouth of yours.
Lois: An increase in crime? That can't be right. I haven't noticed anything like that.
Stewie: You're in the house 14 hours a day, what would you notice?
Just to put it out there, Tom Tucker is packin'. I drive a 2006 Infiniti, and I don't intend to lose it. So come and get some, punks.
Tom Tucker
Chris: I have an itch!
Meg: I don't care! Dead people don't scratch their balls!
Tim Gunn: Joe, this is Tim Gunn. I agree with your friends.
Joe: I gotta get that guy out of my head.
Alright, listen up in there. Let's not make this any harder than it has to be. We have a lot of dumb cops here.
Police Negotiator
Peter: We're going nowhere! This bar belongs to us! Ice cream truck! [runs off]
Joe: You didn't get any ice cream?
Peter: The ice cream man was handsome and I got nervous!
[walks in with a leather jacket] Hey guys, what's going on? And no one says anything so they hate it.
Stewie
Meg: Alright Chris, where is it? And don't try to act like you don't know what I'm talking about.
Peter: Fine, you caught me. So I borrowed your bra, my boobs hurt when I go down the stairs!
