Curbside law, Pindy. Indoor furniture found outside is deemed abandoned and free to take.

Peter

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• Added: July 03, 2013

Rachel: People fear what they don't understand. Around the office, they call him the devil.
Damien: It's because my first name is Damien.

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• Added: July 03, 2013

It's so soft. It feels like I'm sitting on a giant bunny rabbit, that I'm not allergic to.

Pindar

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• Added: July 03, 2013

Wow, a white couch. Really, here in the splash zone at Sea World?

Carmen

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• Added: July 03, 2013

The last time you guys bet her you ended up nude on TV.

Damien

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• Added: July 03, 2013

Not hitting people's why I became a lawyer.

Jared

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• Added: July 03, 2013

Rachel and your mom making out is one of the hottest things ever.

Jared

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• Added: June 26, 2013

He's objecting to love?

Jared

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• Added: June 26, 2013

Peter: You are so going to marry her.
Jared: I know.

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• Added: June 26, 2013

Text haiku was ahead of its time.

Jared

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• Added: June 26, 2013

Rachel: What kind of monster to you think I am?
Jared: Shape shifter.
Peter: Swamp demon.

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• Added: June 26, 2013

Peter: Look at you doing the walk of shame here at the office.
Jared: Not walk of shame. Walk of glory.

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• Added: June 26, 2013